@@@ OLIVES WANTED @@@ (Modesto/Turlock/Manteca)

Do you want some of the best-tasting olives on the planet? I need someone to pick and provide the RIPE, BLACK olives ( see the pictures), I will cure them, and we will split them when fully cured.
I have been curing olives for 30 years, but I shouldn't be climbing ladders so much anymore.
However, if you have a tree with RIPE, BLACK olives (see the pictures), and want them gone so they won't make such a mess in your yard, I can still make that happen and give you a share of the final cure.
My cured olives taste like a mouth full of salted butter! INTERESTED? Return email and let's get together! I don’t text or give out my phone number, so email at the contact listed above.